mothercheng:

*is poor*

*has a donation button*

"lADY GAGA IS a fLOP!!!!!!!!"

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backdoorteenmom:

fstw:

*pulls down guy’s foreskin*
me: can I pair this cheese with some fine wine?


(Source: motherbeyonce)


zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU