ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]


shitdickfuckmothafucka:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.

(Source: spilled-weed)

vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face


Lady Gaga + Tours 

(Source: minajxgaga)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders)


(Source: kimkartrashian)